Caveat Emptor

[rbl100]

My solution is to open Ellis Island again and follow the criteria that was set forth when my grandparents landed here LEGALLY:

-Must abandon allegiance to mother country
-Must have a job set up first in the USA OR have a family member SPONSOR you before entering the country
-Must be quarantined and checked for contagious or communicable illnesses and diseases
-Must learn the English language upon entering the country

This is what I can remember so far off the top of my head...