Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Alex G]

calling all "patriots"!... our country is in need... zitboy, simpleton, yayaa, orange, blue, hap, gtober, extelenut, mlsoft, all true christians & war lovers UNITE!... we need fresh bodies for the crusade... if you are too old or just plain scared to go yourself, please send your sons or friends of sons to replenish the stock of body parts... daughters and former wives welcome as well... sign on the dotted line by June 7th and receive a 5 yr coupon on SS retirement benefit age. (restrictions apply... void where prohibited)