well.....as much as I would like to. My wife considers going to a casino, putting your faith in something other than God. Seriously...I'm not making that up.
I had asked around and Fun City got the most recommendations for a place to take the kids. They've got a cool water park, arcade, go karts, and many other money absorbing sorts of entertainment. Its also in Burlington, which is about 3 hours from us. I just failed to tell the wife it was a gambling resort. You should have seen her look when we were there and she found out. It almost scared me. well.......okay.....I'll be honest. She scared the living crap out of me, lol. In order to keep peace, I told her I wouldn't gamble.
We were at the arcade, pumping dollars into the machines. I turned to her and said, you know what? about the only difference between this and playing a slot machine is that you've got a chance of actually getting something back with a slot machine. It didn't work, but its true. I hate to admit it, but I do wear a skirt around the house. I've been married to the same bit...sweet woman for 21 years now. It works in a sick demented way.
Let's make one thing perfectly clear. I've made nearly 992,453 mistakes in my life. It's entirely possible that this post is 991,454.