Fundamental truths and haiku

[loanranger]

You can run but you can't hide. Name changed to protect the moderator?

I see you found someone to accommodate your questions on this latest exercise in futility. You will find no better source of assistance, but be prepared for some very complicated and thorough answers. Mine pale in comparison. Frankly, I don't know how he does it....I think he has a staff of at least 8.

:o)

ps. I wouldn't know a haiku if it bit me on the ass.