Usama moves charity operations to Afghanistan,
following his Philanthropic successes in Somalia . . .
Enheartened by the gratitude, and veritable
rotundity, of the Mogadishu citizens, Usama decided
his job was done in Somalia. What better place to
re-initiate his charitable programs, than in Afghanistan?
Usama decided that to live up to Senator Patty's expectations,
he better kick it up another notch, though! Why not add an
entire dimension to his charitable programs, by building
an infrastructure which could guarantee the economic success
of the noble, but starving, Afghanis?
Usama sat down with Senator Patty, and Mullah Omar, and came
up with a grand NEW plan to educate particulary the young
FEMALEs in Afghanistan! Omar was absolutely giddy with enthusiasm, as Senator Patty recalls:
"Omar was so happy about educating the young females of Afghanistan, he jumped for joy!" recalls Senator Patty, who was there and witnessed it all personally, so she has the facts! So while Usama began building schools and interstate
highways around Afghanistan, Omar started publishing all the
texts needed for the new students. "Senator Patty recalls,
it was such a wonderful climate of charity and Philanthropy; it was one of the best experiences of my life!"
Senator Patty is more than a little upset by the false tales spread by evil Rumsfield: "Of all the lies - calling those filling stations, hospitals, and universities, built at great expense by Usama along the interstate highways - "terrorist training camps!"
"And, the shameless US military has audacity to play the PC card, and claim that the little girls weren't at school!"
Patty today is suing the US government to restore all Usama's good works in Afghanistan.
"The Afghanis were well on their way to economic success, thanks to Usama's brilliant charitable programs!" claims
Senator Patty.
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