Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

Senator Patty explains what really happened in
Mogadishu . . .

Senator Patty took the press aside by the collar today!

"Hey, what were you guys thinking, back in Mogadishu?,
the Senator asked".

Patty went on: "That is where noble usama's benevolent
and charitable activities really came to the fore!!!".
Patty explained further "The populace was literally swimming
in food and medicine, in 1993, while Usama was in town, operating a factory there. As a matter of fact, the conscripts of the warlords were getting so fat, they were
having trouble dragging dead US Rangers around the streets of the town!"

"It's just too bad president clinton didn't realize - the UN was actually delivering treadmills, so the local populace could work off some of the massive calorie dose from Usama!"

"Naturally, one warload didn't want the other warlord to have the trimmer, more svelte, conscripts, you can imagine! So, some disagreements did indeed erupt over the devices."

"Probably, the good president clinton wouldn't have had to send in the Rangers, if only he had realized the UN was
delivering treadmills! It just wasn't a matter of life and
death, after all. The civilians were quite well fed by the Usama benevolent and charitable programs!"

Thank you, Senator Patty, for correcting all of our silly, mistaken recollections of Mogadishu! It's becoming more
and more obvious that usama is a dynamic man of great Philanthropic capacity!

Good luck,
Aquarius