*Patty lauds efforts of North Korean cave diggers*
It turns out, the heroric efforts of usama,
and the rest of the noble, great, Philanthropic
cave diggers, may have been DWARFED by the cave
digging operations in North Korea.
Patty today laid it our for us: "The Noble
North Korean Government has been digging
Philanthropic caves for 50 years! And
what have we done for them?"
Patty admits, the North Koean government
is not wildly popular! However, they
do, in fact, dig the best caves. And
the best part is, THE LIVES OF THE NORTH
KOREAN POPULACE HAVE BEEN FREELY AND
EASILY OFFERED UP, SO THAT THE CAVES
CAN BE DUG! What can be more noble
than an enlightened and beneficent government
offering up the lives of its populace,
for record setting Philanthropic caves?"
Not to mention: Americans are so
pre-occupied with their stomachs! What
an ugly affliction. The TRULY Philanthropic
North Korean government has realized
that the stomachs of the populace mean
NOTHING! The brilliant plan of the
Pyongyang government to spend 99% of
its resources on cave digging, and nuclear
weapons, and ICBMS, and its minimal, 1 million man
neighborhood defense squad - NO MATTER HOW MANY
CITIZENS STARVE - Oh, the purity of it
makes little Patty shudder and tingle!
Patty today nominated the North Korean
Government for that most cherished goal
of all true Philanthropists: The Nobel
Peace Prize! If only they could drop
a little nuke or two on San Francisco,
they would be a shoe-in! Patty states:
"Hey we have the proof! Bush was planning
to Nuke NK a long time ago! And, if
we could just get them to wallop
San Fran, the way noble Philanthropist
usama walloped New York, what fun!
Good luck,
Aquarius
AI
