Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

Patty announces new NAZI appreciation
program in Washington State!

"Well, it turns our that some
Philanthropists might have been more
prolific than even usama himself,"
Patty corrected history today
for the ears-only American press.

It turns out that the Nazis dug
more caves in Europe, than Usama
himself was able do dig in
Afghanistan! Patty was quick to
point out, "this important infrastructure
was greatly appreciated, in its time,
and it turns out, Hitler was wildly popular!"

Patty pledged to redouble her efforts
to identify more wildly popular
Philanthropists, so as to faithfully
execute her pledge to uphold the
constitution. "Hey, don't forget,
Stalin was really quite a digger,
also! And, dude, talk about popular!"

Next, Patty is going to look into
Emperor Hirohito's cute little penchant for
bombing Hawaii. "Since Hirohito
had some of the same "stuff" that
made usama, it probably won't take
much research to reveal that he was
wildly popular, and a good cave
digger, too!"

Patty is a little conflicted, though,
of late. It turns out that American
philanthropists just can't match up
to the likes of usama, hitler, and
stalin! "They just have never really
been wildly popular! But it's not
really suprising, now, is it?"

Good luck,
Aquarius