Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

Patty announces new plan to remove
bombing, destruction, and misery
from the English Language!

Patty today announced that famous
international philanthropist Usama
has agreed to plan and disburse
all Washington State social aid
programs.

Immediately, Washingtonians began
digging a vast new Philanthropic
cave infrastructure, approved by
usama, himself!

Usama stated for the press "only
explosives, neurotoxins, and
bacteriological agents of the
highest possible potency, which
we can freely purchase - thanks to
the honorable Senator Patty - are
to be stored in these new Philanthropic
caves."

Homeless folk throughout Washington
have redoubled their effort to
further Patty's meteoric rise
to dominance in Philanthropic
politics. "These new caves for
us really prove how Philanthropy
was truly meant to work! These caves
are GLOWING hot!"

Patty is accepting new funds to
further Usama's bold new plans for
Philanthropy. Just send all your
money to "screw america, Washington
99999".

Good Luck
Aquarius