Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

Patty, the cave digger, announces her
selection for the World Trade Center
memorial!

"In a tribute to Usama Bin Laden,
whose beneficence and philanthropy
has resulted in big holes appearing
in the strangest places - Senator
Patty would today like to announce the
enlargement of the big hole in
Manhattan!"

"Usama has pointed the way for this
site, and IT IS DEEPER!"

Senator Patty, who previously noted that
usama is favored throughout the civilized
world (including democrat enclaves, it seems)
because of his penchant for digging
Philanthropic caves here and there,
immediately took up her holy air hammer
and started drilling through the residual
bits of New Yorker remaining there.

Patty suggested earlier that Usama
immediatly be elected to replace
president Bush, who is not known to
be truly Philanthropic; however,
she is having trouble locating usama
to urge him on! (Can anyone help?)

Please help Patty out!
Aquarius