Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

Democrat Certified Philanthropy gains momentum

Senator Patty Murray has made a major move
to help dig caves in Afghanistan. Today
Murray stated "NO taxpayer dollar will be
truly spent, until usama's brilliant,
philanthropic, cave
infrastructure is restored in Afghanistan!"

Murray continued, "Caves should be constructed
and fortified, throughout the middle-east,
following the brilliant leadership of our
mentor, Usama Bin-Laden, hero of the true
universe!"

Murray visited the world trade center recently,
and added her personal tribute to the true heros
of that site, suggesting that a cave be
constructed there.

Thanks for honoring the real heros of our
struggle, senator patty!

Good Luck!
Aquarius