Now, I confess that I did knowingly and intentionally manipulate board statistics. It was wrong and will never happen again.
I would also like to express my sincere apology to the board for causing any discomfort.
I choose this:
The Path of Least Resistance:
"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future.[color=red][/color]"
I beg for mercy and an early release, however, I accept the sentence as lenient and am thankful it was only for a week.
Thank you.
My name is Pastor Phil, and I invented Windows 7 :)