Tornado Alley (PROG)

[kozuh]

I'm afraid to live on flat land in Texas ... !!!!!

I live in the hills of west Austin ... just so

a 'nado doesn't attack me ... . I don't need

NO ... "sounded like a freight-train" ... NOT

for moi ... . I can see the headlines now:

"F5 'nado lifts 573 pound woman almost 1

foot off the ground and drops her on a

fire-ant mound ... . "

Hills, don't fail me now ... !!!!!!!!!!!