You may not be old enough to remember it, but we used to have a song (many, many years ago) that fits your comment perfectly. It started out like this:
Boo-hoo, you've got me crying for you and as I sit here and sigh, says I, "I can't believe it's true."
Actually, I suspect "I-hub subscribers would be better served by" sprinkling the material they read with a dash of judgment. It may be a bit more difficult to apply, but it's immensely more rewarding.