I'm sure you know (it's got to be intentional anyway) that there are those of us for whom your messages are rewarding entertainment and a chance to hone our comprehension skills.
BTW, I keep forgetting there was something I wanted to give you a hard time about. And now I'm finally remembering to do so.
When my dog got skunkified (about a month ago, we treated him, but you can still faintly smell it), the first thing I did was a full-text search here for the word "skunk".
Thank you very much. You used to have the word "skunk" in your signature, so I ended up with hundreds of irrelevant hits.