Aircraft Owners and Pilots

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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in

Yuma, Arizona ...

They turn a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar
- ALL drinks 10 cents'.

They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is
too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the
room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be
, Gentlemen?"

There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men
ordered a martini.

In short order, the bartender serves up four iced
martinis... shaken, not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10
cents each, please."

The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look
at each other.

They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents,
finish their martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the
bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they
can stand. They have each had two martinis and so far they
have spent less than a dollar.

Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve
martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says,
and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the
Lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this
place. Every drink costs a dime... wine, liquor, beer, it's
all the same."

"Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.

The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help
but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who
didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered
anything the whole time they were there.

One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without
drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "Oh, they're all old retired pilots.
They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price."