The Homunculus Flunks the Touring Test (ibid)

[ergo sum]

By dawn amid the sonorous snorting of Chu's nap a certain nostalgia for meth labs and diet pills had set in. "Who's pecker are we searching for again?" inquired the always recalcitrant Derf.

Finally around 6AM they found Mr Scoredough, dressed in full camouflage,
waiting at the bridge. Though it did take them a few minutes to discern him from the surrounding background.

Startled a bit upon waking Chu remarked "Where is the Sorbonne?"
To which Susie replied "Well what do you expect you fell asleep with half your rear end on one of my shoes."

After much debate, breakfast at Denny's and two hours in the shoe department at REI the canoes were loaded and off they paddled up the White River. Though since there were seven off them Low set off up the creek without a paddle.