Dump The Pump

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You have $600, going on $60,000
Baby its time to think
Better beware
Be canny and careful
Baby you're on the brink

You're believing going on message boards
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads
And grueways and cads
Will offer you fruit and wine

Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone
Older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am modding going on two weeks
I'll take care of you