Steph, I can't respond because ...
I am presently involved in a delicate LONG-DISTANCE
relationship ... (ie, my relationship involves my new
car and its 100,000 mile warranty) ... besides, I am a
very private person. I ask that you honor my privacy,
... as I honor your privacy ... .
Because Koz is "America's Rude Awakening," the comments of Koz contain adult language and psychological nudity; reader discretion is advised.