ERF Wireless, Inc. (ERFB)

[Froggy Style]

I keep bert locked in a pit in my basement (a.k.a my froghole). I gave him a laptop, a ballgag, and a bottle of Jergens lotion to help him make his hand salsa.

I'm just suprised Bert took this long to finally realize he could just deny he is WhamJammer/ Adumbeo/ Bert et. al. He's as crooked as a goats hind leg....trust me...I know a lot about a goat's hind legs.