Schizophrenia

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........then the Rabbi went back to the congregation.
The ones who screamed 'stand up' asked for his judgement.

'you are right' said the young Rabbi.

then the ones who screamed 'sit down' said 'Rabbi, it is our custom to side down'. The Rabbi said 'you are right'.

then a youngster said to him, 'Rabbi, you told the first group they were right, and you told the second group they were right too. that is a contradiction, they can't both be right!'.

and the Rabbi said to the child 'and you are right too'.

and then Rabbi Shlomo sat down to eat his bagel and lox ... and to this day he is known as 'Shlomo the Wise from Chelm ... err, Chicago'.