GLOP

[gotmilk]

Even greater is dat i found a GLOP way to cook...

... Paulie Pixel's Testicles on a Vine

Cashewflied Turkey Nuts

From iHub's Cyber Store obtain 2 fresh turkey nuts
Rinse nuts under cold running water and gently pat them dry.
Using palm of a female hand, push down until all semen is extricated.
Filter the spermatozoa from the collected semen.
Make a lengthwise slit in your nuts, almost cutting in half but not going
all the way through. Soak the butterflied nuts in vinegar until
they curl into the shape of praline cashews.
Dip each into gotMilk, then into a dry mixture of flour, cornmeal,
garlic powder and Jalapeno Hot Buck Sauce.
Heat fryer to 350-degrees.
Fry only using hog lard.


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