John is a narcissistic college dropout and computer jock who once exploited a bank glitch by wrongly transferring and later returning over a million bucks of OPM to his own account. That incident formed the basis for his claims of honesty. He was previously married to a scam artist and his taste in business associates (Tom Kidd) is not much better. John currently claims to have found a long lost catalyst worth a billion bucks and is peddling this unpatented screaming miracle as CEO of JBII.