I remember that very well. Management replied to the question oh so respectfully, but you knew what they really thought. In such cases, an ultra-high level of cordiality can be the surest sign of contempt.
Wanna add #9388 to the ReadMeFirst file? Even though I’m not the conspiracy-seeking type, I think the post has sufficient merit (educationally and comically) to warrant inclusion.
“The efficient-market hypothesis may be the foremost piece of B.S. ever promulgated in any area of human knowledge!”