In addition to having written one of the funniest paragraphs in the annals of financial satire (your last paragraph), your comments on hedge fund activites make a lot of sense. The NYTimes has a trendy article about them:
Investors not only need to know about the science behind biotechs; they now must figure out what positions hedge funds will take. Seems more than a full-time job.
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