Tornado Alley (PROG)

[DesertDrifter]

Christine O'Donnell, one of the idols on YOUR worship altar, probably has run off at least 6 of the 8 on your list, including having long hair, and she certainly plays on the teatard team. That is just the easiest example that is counter to your fractured logic.

Of course, having a numb clitoris and an engaging smile is another item that should be on your list.

Democratic women tend to enjoy sex rather than shudder in fear when even thinking about it, as a future of conjugal dissonance with Viagra-laden tax dodgers who pass their debts to other's children would make any republican woman prefer abstinence.