From ZH comment section, LMAO... by RockyRacoon on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:51 #854561 Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security: Terrorist Plots Discovered - 0 Transvestites - 133 Hernias - 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172 Enlarged Prostates - 8,249 Breast Implants - 59,350 Natural Blondes - 3