The Red Pill

[trazbull]

I am telling you, it had to be baseball bats and clubs!

Really, Birds fly into my windows sometimes at incredible speeds and get knocoked out and dazed only to fly away an hour or 2 later...falling out of the sky wouldnt even phase a bird, especailly if they fell on the grass or in the dirt...even falling on a paved road would be less tramatic to a bird than flying into a window!

OK, so if wasn't baseball bats and clubs by a band of homicidal bird killers with an amazing ability to even get close enough to them to lay some pipe, it's gotta be 1) an outright lie about the blunt trauma or 2)some chemical made their organs rupture simulating blunt trauma.

I have cancelled my planned trip to the lower mid-west indefinitely!