I'll start with the first paragraph:
Dear Mr. Trump,
Hi!! First, let me say that I think you are totally awesome. B-) Next, let me introduce myself. My name is Ken Scordo and you probably remember me from my audition tape for The Apprentice, season III. Don't worry, no hard feelings for not picking me! B-)
I am writing to invite you to participate in an opportunity of a lifetime. Not too long ago my buddies and I were chillin' at a super classy suite at the Bellagio (totally comped and one phone call was all it took, that's how money we are), getting ready to order some very expensive prime rib and french champagne, and putting all the suave moves on some hot court reporters we met up with B-), when we came up with this suh-weet idea about starting up an online brokerage.
Suddenly it hit me.....we've got to get the Donald in on this!!! B-)
