FinancialAdvisor's College Class (FACC)

[goldman1]

President Chavez is a man that has run his country into the ground....what chaps my ass about him is how he somehow gained so much credibility...these dam socialist/communist/leftist need to go back and read marx on his theory of communism...true equality in economic sense can only be arrived thru the perfection of capitalism...communism is the next step in the social/economic evolution...the premise of communism in its' true sense according to Marx was that there was so much of everything that all items lost an intrinsic value thus ending economic imbalance...they need to start calling these dam government's what they are...fricken great example on how not to manage a country....

Today in class we review an interview done with " THE DUMB ONE".

In an Interview with " THE DUMB ONE" in his last year as President.

Question:
how can you pay for all those social programs you want to install if you drive all the rich people and investment out of your country...???

Answer:
ahh who cares...by the time they figure out I would have pocketed my millions...I mean hundred's of millions...I got them in some swiss bank accounts...we are investing in McDonald's and buying lots of Exxon stock...

Question:
I thought you were a socialist...?

Answer:
I am anything to get into power..but when I get thru I am capitalist all the way thru....you know poverty sucks...I have one of those posters...and the car in the poster and the lady in the car..you know the lamborghini with the cute blonde...luv those blondes..

Question:
Can you explain your drop off in your ability to produce OIL..

Answer:
Well some guys in the middle-east tell me I can have all the McDonalds I want there...if I dont increase production...so I fired all the people that knew they were doing in our government owned oil company...I can't remember the name of it..has so many names.. it is the one that produces less than it should...and heck my buddies were right in OPIC..produce less make more..so heck with it...I screw it all up ... get my McDonald's put in thru Middle East...and hurt those gringo's were it count's...Did I tell you that Castro was going to adopt me before he see's our padre in the sky...

Question:
Aren't you afraid of pissing off the American's....

Answer:
Nah..those gringo's gave me the green light...you see... those gringo's are tricky...my middleastern buddies say I can put all those McDonalds in the middleast...who do you think gave those McDonald's to me...so now the gringo's got a future reserve of the Iraqi Oil...

They have a saying in the middle east "There is no shrewder man than a camel trader..."

In America they say " Only a dumbass would want a camel when you got all that Oil"

Question:
How do you like being referred to as " The Dumb One"....

Answer:
As long as they think I am dumb....they don't find my McDonalds, my swiss bank account and my lamborghini...I tell you who is dumb...

End of interview.


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