Avitar, Inc. (AVTI)

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its time for it to go, you can also tell because our 2 buddies are gone

When I read this, I almost choked on my food with laughter. Our two buddies are still around though, but it doesn't matter. AVTI will be on a rip that will surpass 0.0038, and people will be posting pictures of themselves wearing the shoes.