Our friend is here to make sure we get a band-aid on and start getting better :)
Good sign of things to come, we always run when this guy posts :)
Father: Martin, here's $10 to invest in the futures market. Martin: "Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy!" Father: "Martin, you're up $1 million." Martin: "Yes!" Father: "And now you've lost all but $600." Father: "You got greedy, Martin."