HAHA, I love it!
Belgium does have turkeys, and I can shop at the Army commissary (grocery store) which has all the usual goodies. I got a 9.25-pound bird the other day which is thawing now. I can't wait to dig in to that first drumstick!
Take care!
Article I, Section. 10. No State shall...make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts;...or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts [ask GM bondholders!].