CHURAK'S PALACE

[Churak]

The proprietor of a big aquarium was terribly upset and called over
her assistant.
"We have a bunch of school children coming over tomorrow, and I just
looked in and those horny dolphins are continuously mating. We can't
let the kids see that."
"What can we do about it?" the assistant asked.
"The only thing that will make them stop is to feed them baby
seagulls," She replied. "You'll have to go get them, but it won't be
easy. There's a bunch of them at the city zoo. You'll have to break in
tonight, grab the little birds and bring them back here. But be careful.
There's a stony faced old lion who guards the birdhouse at the zoo and
he'd eat you if you make too much noise."
That night, the aquarium assistant sneaks into the zoo, quietly enters
the bird house, and makes off with a sack full of baby seagulls. He's
outside the zoo and about to head back to the office with his booty when
suddenly there are cops everywhere. Surprised at being caught, he asks an
officer what he's charged with.
"Don't you know?" said the cop, "Transporting young gulls across a
staid lion for immoral porpoises!"