The Jailhouse

[Paulie Cashews]

I thought you'd like that!

Me and Matt have worked this "Good Cop/Bad Cop" routine to perfection many times.

I trawl the iHub site looking for freebie bottom-feeders who don't have many friends, so they won't be missed or generate much sympathy.

Then I pummel them like a baby’s momma trying to beat the change out of a deadbeat dad, until their head explodes and they wind up in iHub Jail.
My sub-human needling continues until they break down and cough-up the bucks for a subscription.

The best part is that I get a 20% commission for each paid subscription, plus $5 for each annoying picture I create until the sucker pays-up. So far, I have a perfect record and I've increased iHub's membership by almost 10% in the last two years.

So if you have any nominees for Jail who fit the above specifications, please let me know and I'll cut you in for a couple of points when they pay.

Remember, money isn't everything. It's the stuff you can buy with it that counts.



Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.
"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."