PETZ $ STOCKZ

[janice shell]

Oh yeah. I prayed that he'd never actually get one.

Almost ten years later, when I was living in Italy, I was home on vacation and spent a week with Charles. At one of his dinner parties I encountered a man I'd never met before.

He approached me and asked: "Are you the woman whose dog Piggy bit David Farley on the ass? May I shake your hand?"