It is hard to know even where to start on savaging the Virgin Teabagger.
A cutie who makes Sarah Palin look like a streetwalker, but is two deuces short of a full house is just what they need for face time on FOX. No matter she has a vapor trail tracing through her ears, has the academic acumen of a Labrador Retriever that has just been hit by a car, the tv video history that rivals that of Carrot Top for having done and said things so far out in right field that even people looking for simple irony would get a hernia from the strain...
The "no sex" idea is just going a bit too far, even for a Republican. Just the basic core idea would put the manufacturer of Viagra out of business, and make the Trojan Man weep like a 7th grade girl that just had someone comment on her braces. Big pharmacy probably won't be tossing her much cash. The whole thing has to be a wink and nod by the Tea Time Players, except most of them cannot exert enough voluntary control of their musculature to wink one eye without peeing their pants simultaneously.
She would probably do better running on a platform of "no coffee drinking", it would offend fewer people. Plus you can almost predict that sooner or later there will be a surfacing of a video of her blowing some hapless idiot in a Greyhound Bus Terminal or something. Thank goodness she has no chance of being elected, unless the lobotomy program in Delaware picks up the pace bigtime.
