Unfortunately, I have duty and my guess is there is some dumbass getting underway right now in a 18 foot boston whaler who is going to go DIW at roughly 0230. He'll have no radio, no lights, no cell phone and no clue and I'll have to wake up, start the aircraft and go look for him. After 6 hours of searching, I'll get a radio call from sector telling me that his wife just called and said she found him passed out outside of Lucky's Tavern and everything is cool. Two weeks from now, we'll do it all over again.