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[Fox13]

Dalcindo, here is a story for you:

Kremlin, early 1920-s …Lenin and Armand Hammer are having tea …
“Mr. Lenin, if the General Crisis of Capitalism is a sure thing, when do you think it will happen?”
“You want a precise date, Mr. Hammer?”
“Yes sir, if possible…”
“May I ask why, Mr. Hammer?”
“To make some money, Mr. Lenin...”
“You selfish capitalist…"
“Capitalist - yes, Mr. Lenin…but not selfish…You see, I meant …for both of us…”

…which became one of the favorite anecdotes of “Mr. Lenin“…