The Jailhouse

[Satan]

"I've never had a speeding ticket. I don't drink. I haven't had sex before marriage."

This is a tragic tale of woe that has touched many of us and has energized the entire iHub community. Therefore, it is with great pleasure I announce the launch of the Let's Get FineWineFella Drunk and Laid Fund. And what the hell, we'll throw in a fast rental car too.

Please help us end the scourge of virgin teetotalism. Send your contributions (cash only, please) to Churak, c/o The Jailhouse.