TH, just going through some posts today and viewed this post by you. I am sorry to say, I agree completely, except for this last tidbit...
...<I've been painting all day and it's time for a shower with my WC! >
You are using WC to take a shower with? That's bizaar. You can't be that dirty. I know you work in the garden, but surely the dirt where you live isn't that, well, dirty!