ABIGHAMMER'S TOOLS OF THE TRADE(s)

[ABIGIDIOT]

i call you son, since you clearly need guidance in many areas. one, of course blatant area would be spelling.

the "complement", you mean, would be "compliment".

and of course, dont consider it as such. and, to further things, perhaps elder is correct, but "betters" ??

your junior league knowledge of tools, and less than professional abilities in the trade have left you unemployed on two fronts:

a. fired as ASS. MOD of ABIGHAMMER'S TOOLS OF THE TRADE(s)

b. real life

someday, if you ever have the wherewithal to go into business for yourself, for the first time in your illustrious career, you may call upon me for some counsel. until then, bow to the master, son.

I will take that as a complement coming from the master of broken post.

And calling me son is very disrespectful to your elders, if not to say the least betters.