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KBH, announces expanded extras for home offerings
Homebuyers to get:
2 taser guns per occupant, a vat of stem cells (embryonic in blue states, adult in red states), unlimited google searches, 6 apple ipods, 9 nvec pr's on glossy paper, 3 sqaure feet of kmart real estate, and a framed (in cheap plastic) copy of a jdsu trade at $300.
"By adding these incentives, KBH strives to be a leading momo stock without the associated risk." We have also asked all top executives to withold selling any shares for a few weeks in the interest of our devoted shareholders and new shareholders to be