Intel Corp (INTC)

[chipguy]

FPG, were you hoping all along that AMD would get bought out?

Isn't that the deep down secret dream of AMD fanboys everwhere?

Big daddy IBM will come to the rescue with its huge wallet and
in-house process development. Together they would crush puny
Intel under their collective heel.

Then mom yells down into the basement waking him up in time
to make his afternoon shift at Taco Bell so he can save towards
that Athlon X3 upgrade.