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GOP: The party of Sociopathic FutherMuckers

Sat Jul 31, 2010 at 02:20:51 PM PDT

Pro Torture.

That says it all, really. If you are pro torture you are a sociopath. Frankly, I refuse to listen to kvetching over "morality" and "values" from the people who support torture.

Anti medical care for 9/11 first responders.

Seriously? WTF?

Apparently, every thing changed on 9/11, except for the fact that Republican politicians are greedy, hate filled assholes who would throw their own national heroes down a flight of stairs if it pleased their corporate masters and hurt the Democratic President. Remember, these are the shmucks who impeached a President for blowjobs. Conservatives are patriots in the same way that a dog who eats its' puppies is a concerned mother.

I'm pissed, and on behalf of my city of birth, New York, and all of the people who risked their lives to help others on 9/11, I have a message for the Conservative movement.

That message is YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU, and I hope YOU FAIL, you sociopathic futhermuckers!

So, here is my list of the top 100 things that sociopathic Conservatives hate and the 5 things they love.

Things Conservatives hate (and by all means, if I missed anything, include it in the comments below. Flying spaghetti monster knows there is no shortage of things Republicans hate)

1. Empathy

2. Social Justice

3. Environmentalism

4. Hope

5. Peace

6. Poor people

7. Brown people

8. The working class

9. Not finishing "My pet goat" once you've started it.

10. Sociamalism and any thing that isn't as Corporatist as they are economically

11. Any news that isn't sufficiently conservative tilted (i.e. "Libural")

12. Facts that conflict with their view of reality

13. Science

14. Foreigners

15. Competition for monopolies

16. Personal sacrifice that helps others

17. Civic responsibility

18. Taking responsibility for their mistakes

19. Taxes

20 Spending ( on anything that won't contribute to a GOP re-election campaign )

21. Government

22. Unions

23. The Union (Federal Government, damned yankees)

24. Infidels (meaning everyone who doesn't believe the same religious ideas they believe in)

25. Sex (especially the kinds of sex they want to have but aren't allowed to because of their religious ideas)

26. A woman's body

27. Women (especially women who won't do as their told)

28. Racism against white people (the only kind they have ever heard of)

29. Bill Clinton

30. Every part of the Constitution that Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck don't like

31. Keeping their marital vows

32. Other people's marital vows

33. Puppies

34. Spelling

35. Math

36. People who are smarter than them (i.e. Elitists)

37. Teletubbies

38. Balancing the budget when they are in power

39. Unbalanced budgets when they are out of power

40. Immigrants

41. Activist Judges who are not Conservative

42. Government interference in people's lives (unless they are gay or have a uterus)

43. The separation of church and state

44. Having the crazy shit they say repeated (i.e. Gotcha journalism)

45. People who don't "pull themselves up by their bootstraps"

46. People who "pull themselves up by their bootstraps" but are not Conservatives.

47. Equality

48. Regulations

49. History that makes Conservatives look bad

50. Earmarks

51. Earmarks that don't go to Conservative districts

52. Terrorists

53. Palling around with terrorists

54. Giving aid to the victims of terrorism and the emergency responders who save people from terrorists acts

55. Affordable health care

56. Things that remind them of Hitler

57. Things that make Glenn Beck cry

58. Hillary Clinton

59. Conspiracy theories that make Republicans look bad

60. fluoridated water

61. Anything that messes with Texas

62. The fact that Corporations are not people

63. The Obama family dog, Bo

64. The Obama family

65. Spending money on our troops when they come home from war

66. Indoctrinating children

67. Not re-writing text books in a pro-Conservative way in order to indoctrinate children.

68. Campaign finance laws

69. Being reminded of the Bush/Cheney legacy of FAIL

70. The Department of Education

71. The Department of Labor

72. OSHA

73. ACORN or ACORN like organizations (i.e., anything they want to call an ACORN like organization)

74. Death panels

75. Not enforcing the death penalty

76. Abortion (i.e. the right to choose)

77. Not supporting the President at a time of war (not applicable if the President is a Democrat)

78. George Soros

79. Scaring Sarah Palin's baby

80. The United Nations

81. MSNBC

82. Not bombing countries that have names that start with "I" and don't end in "sreal"

83. The Geneva Conventions

84. Not finishing "My pet goat" once you've started it.

85. Anything they consider "Un-American"

86. Being called "Un-American"

87. Being asked to love their country in a way that requires more effort than saying "I love my country"

88. Bailouts that don't go to BP

89. Welfare that doesn't go to Corporations

90. Ron Reagan

91. The Dixie Chicks

92. Arugula

93. The IRS

94. A government that hasn't been drowned in a bathtub already

95. Wise Latinas

96. Creating jobs in America

97. Hippies

98. Hitler

99. Black Presidents

and the Number #1 thing Conservatives hate!

100. YOU!

And the 5 things they like!

1. Ronald Reagan

2. Rush Limabuagh

3. Fox News

4. War

5. Tax cuts ( especially for rich people )

Yes. It makes no sense.

Yes, these people are freaking crazy, sociopathic futhermuckers. Nothing they say makes sense, all of their ideas SUCK for everyone who is not rich AND white, and the only thing that keeps these turds afloat is the fact that our craven, corporate controlled media REFUSES to tell the public the truth about how Republicans have mismanaged America for the last 30+ years in order to maintain some "fair and balanced" narrative because Conservative ideas are awesome for the rich people who own our corporate media oligopoly.

In short, after watching the Conservative movement do NOTHING to help America recover after the 8 year disaster of Bush/Cheney, we must conclude that the pro torture anti hope anti medical care for 9/11 emergency responders are sick people and fucking sociopaths.

So yes, when Anthony Weiner and Alan Grayson scream in their faces I applaud, because the entire conservative movement is frigging psychotic, a pack of habitual liars and low information voters who might as well be wearing huge KICK ME signs, and we have to ridicule these people, not take them seriously. They don't deserve that credibility, not until they come back to planet earth where reality lives.

Sociopathic futhermuckers. You don't try to work with the crazy guy on who keeps calling you Hitler. That would be REALLY crazy.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/7/31/889255/-GOP:-The-party-of-Sociopathic-FutherMuckers