"Shrub Bush SUCKED at Golf..."
Who cares? He sucked at being president. And how about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bush accomplishments Economic Accomplishments
In my first three years in office over 3 million Americans lost their job. Another 5 million have given up looking for jobs. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
I presided over the first major mutual funds scandal in U.S. history. I spent the U.S. surplus giving tax breaks to the ultra-rich, and bankrupted the US Treasury. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market. I shattered the record for the biggest annual and total projected deficit in history (not easy after Ronald Reagan).
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Military Accomplishments
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history (9/11). I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack, then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1. I deliberately lied and distorted evidence about Weapons of Mass Destruction supposedly in Iraq, then halted the unsuccessful search by United Nations inspectors. I attacked and took over two different countries, killing over a thousand American soldiers and over 10,000 civilians.
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation that had not attacked us first (Iraq). I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions—justifying other nations who may violate them in the future, and endangering all future American POWs.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans. Because I ignored advice about the number of soldiers who would be needed in Iraq, I had to institute a "Back Door Draft" to force military personel to stay there. I allowed American soldiers and contractors to torture Iraqi prisoners by deliberately looking the other way until photographs were published around the world; thus creating thousands more terrorists who hate America. I still don't know where Osama bin Laden is!
Foreign Policy Accomplishments
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I broke more international treaties than any president in US history (not counting treaties with Native American nations). I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. I invaded and conquered Iraq against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community, and have never found the supposed thousands of Weapons of Mass Destruction I claimed Iraq had. Meanwhile, over 1,000 American soldiers have died and over $200 billion has been wasted. I withdrew from the World Court of Law for fear that I and my administration might be accused of war crimes. I rendered the entire United Nations and the very concept of international law irrelevant, by showing that a powerful enough empire can simply ignore them.
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