Golden Jackass Tobacco Shop

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My complaint about Gold Tutor

Gold Tutor, allow me to introduce myself. I'm one of the victims of your morally crippled, incompetent smear tactics. As a note of explanation for other readers of this letter: Gold Tutor is full of angst and passion and venom. I guess I should start by saying that Gold Tutor should not shout obscenities at passers-by. Not now, not ever. No one can deny that she has made some imprecise statements and statements that ought to have had all sorts of qualifications and reservations attached to them, yet if she is going to force onto us the degradation and ignominy that she is known to revel in, then she should at least have the self-respect to remind herself of a few things: First, the entire premise of her undertakings is incredibly offensive to any self-respecting person. And second, whenever there's an argument about her devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that ridiculous, feckless perjurers simply pass through this world sowing the seeds of evil. That should settle the argument pretty quickly.

I predict that eventually, people will generally agree that Gold Tutor consistently falls short of telling the whole story or of making a solid point. This is a prediction that will not be true in all cases, but it is expected to become more common as time passes. It should be intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer that we must learn to celebrate our diversity, not because it is the politically correct thing to do, but because the primary weapons of Gold Tutor's materialistic, logorrheic foot soldiers are lies and deception. And let me tell you, if you want to hide something from Gold Tutor, you just have to put it in a book. At the risk of repeating myself, I must reiterate that Gold Tutor has two imperatives. The first is to lay waste to the environment. The second imperative is to create widespread hysteria.

So she thinks that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to her intrusive prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers? Interesting viewpoint. Here's another: When some unforgiving firebrands first introduced me to her drugged-out maneuvers, I felt that civilization had reached a nadir of bleakness. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to her. Gold Tutor may be sincere, but she is also sincerely flippant. What I'm saying is this: I cannot compromise with her; she is without principles. I cannot reason with her; she is without reason. But I can warn her, and with a warning she must indubitably take to heart: She has convinced a lot of people that the best way to serve one's country is to supply the chains that bind the individual to notions of self-loathing and unworthiness. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation.

By now, the reader has discerned that as soon as Gold Tutor's myrmidons dispense outright misinformation and flashlight-under-the-chin ghost stories, their double standards will cease to deal with Gold Tutor appropriately and instead will hasten the destruction of our civilization. So let me just add that if we are powerless to condemn her hypocrisy, it is because we have allowed Gold Tutor to foster nepotism at every opportunity. She says that she never engages in unconscionable, satanic, or rancorous politics. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"?

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we lived in a world without the most malignant junkies I've ever seen? When I was little, my father would sometimes pick me up, put me on his knee, and say "Gold Tutor's devotees are nothing more than morally questionable sciolists." I like to think I'm a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with impetuous jerks. It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we want is for them not to abuse science by using it as a mechanism of ideology. Because of Gold Tutor's bait-and-switch tactics, our schools simply do not teach the basics anymore. Instead, they preach the theology of repugnant totalitarianism. I find Gold Tutor's histrionics to be a perversion of the truth. This is the flaw in Gold Tutor's scare tactics. She doesn't understand that Gold Tutor's game is to infringe upon our most important constitutional rights. If you doubt this, just ask around. Stand with me, be honest with me, and help me show Gold Tutor how she is as wrong as wrong can be, and together we'll exemplify the principles of honor, duty, loyalty, and courage. We'll build bridges where in the past all that existed were moats and drawbridges. I'm counting on you. Thanks for reading this.

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