Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

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Bonds, Equities, Real Estate - all will get trashed.
Just like the 1970s
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What about Gold? I figga it'll go to R.R.'s $3000 'n ounce.<GG> Only the doll-er will be "worth-less" so u're gonna half to convert 'em into Yuans, Fifes and Tents. (Person-ally my favor-it is the nineteen sixteen Standing Liberty quart her.)

'N then Westy, u're not factoring in the wife's law firma goin' undher or all those fires in the nayborhood to collect the insurance monee. (Is there a "pure-play" in fire extinguishers?) I'm tellin' ya u ain't seen nothin' yet. Three holmes down from me the dude burnt the house down, collected $800K...and then sold the lot for $1.2. If that ain't creative purrsonal phinance u tell me what is?
Hey, what's fair is fair.

Now get your count straight, will u? It's gonna be "a ten to fifteen year plateau to hell" so practice patience and break out the yoga mat.
eBay sells 'em and they need your business ahh-speciallee after last weaks act-shun.

Cheers.