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What does Matt's Unkel Bob need, really need?

Chicken Soup?

wantoberich's Glop Soup
made by little red bugs?

Chicken Poodle Soup?

Hint
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Posted by: Zeev Hed
Date: 13 November 2003
... without her [wife], I fall apart (g).
I have not had a fever for at least 10 years now...

Extra Hint
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Posted by: Zeev Hed
28 November 2002
... something for your pondering (from my WIFE):
And it only took us 4,000 years to get it right again~
Subject: An Earache
An earache:
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
Yes, my WIFE is in the business of selling those "ROOTS" (g).
She claims that without those "oligopantho cyanadines"
(namely, seeds, not ROOTS),
I would b withering away like a shaking autumn leaf (g).
Zeev

ok,
Need MORE hints???
ok,
Q. What does Matt's Unkel Bob need, really need?
A. Wife Swap (via) Trading Spouses

ok,
yes, no?

"Trading Spouses" on FOX
http://www.fox.com/tradingspouses

Wife Swap on ABC
http://abc.go.com/primetime/wifeswap/show.html
... when they hand over the keys to their homes
and literally switch families -- but not bedrooms --
for two weeks or until Matt's Unkel Bob gets...
able-bodied,
beefy,
blooming,
bright-eyed,
bushy-tailed,
chipper,
wrapped tight
and once again substantially useful for IH & SI.

D:oug got Milk Soup?