Since I've never actually BEEN in Jail, there's no need to open up, like these inmates, some of whom had a mean, week-old satchel of flu-poo stewing in their lower intestines: <img src=http://adserv.stocksite.com/images/paulie/newspaper9.jpg> <a href=http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=2581>Today, we're celebrating "Chronic Masturbator's Day" here in New York City.</a>